louisloveszayn:

what are you even supposed to do when you meet zayn ??? bow?? applaud?? apologize?? 

waverace64:

finally a decent tumblr update

You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.

“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.

“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.

-On Presidential Doodlers

Said alligator:

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(via thedancingtoast)

OH MY GOSH

(via benandbrew)

i hate how iTunes turned red it ruined the blue aesthetic i had goin on it sticks out like a sore thumb screw u apple

selfyculture:

what the fuck

i 

same tho????

    the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school

  • parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
  • parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

officialunitedstates:

if I had two dogs and trained them both in how to run the dishwasher would they take turns doing it or would I have to train them in how to take turns as well

sr