It was 3am and me, Joe, Matt, Maddy, and the other Joe decided it’d be a good idea to go to whataburger. Roads in Dallas are weird as hell so of course we got lost and it was the funniest thing because we saw the whataburger off the highway but there wasn’t an exit there so we just kept looping back and Matt is driving and we’re all screaming TURN HERE YOU HAVE TO TURN HERE and he screams back NO IM GOING STRAIGHT FUCK U ALL and then we ended back up on the highway going the wrong way back and we’re all screaming and it was just hilarious the amount of u turns we made in just 5 minutes must have been a record

niceisneat:

here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

abbysapparel:

*looks at boys my age* wow way too young for me

hjoran:

sexstiel:

this is literally the best video on the internet

this is my religion

spanishskulduggery:

It’s really weird trying to explain the differences between Catholicism and other branches of Christianity to people who aren’t religious because it ultimately ends up, “Well this is Catholic, this is Catholic classic, this is Catholic-lite, this is diet Catholic, this is new taste less calories not as popular Catholic, and this is I can’t believe it’s not Catholic.”

scissor-happy:

It’s about time to break out my favorite eyeshadow.

scissor-happy:

It’s about time to break out my favorite eyeshadow.

Wow a lot of shit happened last night…

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

marctheknight:

*hears a song* This is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely describe the essence of Me without leaving anything out and cutting any corners, it would be this song.
*hears another song* this is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely descri

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