here is some more shit i am tired of in my ya lit
- the one thing the dystopia never anticipated was our love
- our heterosexual love
- titles like FORBIDDEN and POISON and A HUNDRED BURNING MELODIES and THE TEST
- feelings are illegal
- in a world where everyone is the same can she…
so it’s hotter than satan’s butthole and i’m sitting on the rooftop with cheap sangria and my regrets, blasting veggie tales songs because at some point my life went very wrong, and all of a sudden i’m thinking; hey, remember the tons of badlit you downloaded and never actually got around to reading because being a teacher is actually a terrible job that drains the life out of you?
well, here we go
Businessman Paul is on a beachside vacation to unwind and enjoy the sun, the sand and the surf - sometimes from below the waves. While scuba diving, he encounters a trio of cuttlefish that turn out to be much more than they seem: they’re shapeshifters, and they want Paul for their own! Warning: 18+ only! Contains partial shifting, hot gay sex, and a cuttlefish shifter gangbang!
sure why not
i really hope since those people were banned for advertising that stupid post about losing weight from that one drink it means that the post won’t be on my dash anymore because it was so gross i do not want to see anyone in a bikini every 6 posts on my dash